"Blue 300" (Blue300)
10/13/2014 at 18:35 • Filed to: None
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"Blue 300" (Blue300)
10/13/2014 at 18:35 • Filed to: None | 2
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I was going to attend the Ferrari event at Rodeo Drive on Sunday but instead my eyes went on strike after I saw this thing drive by. My eyeballs literally grew arms and punched my brain for not sending signals to my eyelids to close fast enough. One of my eyes is still on strike so I look like Crazy Eyes today.
thebigbossyboss
> Blue 300
10/13/2014 at 18:40 |
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Light your head on fire it's the only way.
CAR_IS_MI
> Blue 300
10/13/2014 at 18:41 |
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I am Sorry
All Motor Is Best Motor
> Blue 300
10/13/2014 at 18:45 |
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Is it wrong that I want to drive one of these? There's no way in hell I would own one, but just driving one once would be fun.
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Blue 300
> All Motor Is Best Motor
10/13/2014 at 18:47 |
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Nothing wrong with wanting to drive one if you like driving a large alien penis.
HammerheadFistpunch
> Blue 300
10/13/2014 at 18:51 |
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I want a go in one. Dr. Y, send one this way, I wont say a word on how ugly it is even. crap.
PS9
> All Motor Is Best Motor
10/13/2014 at 19:56 |
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Makes sense. Once in it, you can't see it from the outside.
RallyWrench
> Blue 300
10/13/2014 at 20:01 |
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I am truly sorry for your loss. I nearly went blind myself from the picture, though I was able to save it by quick reaction and looking at pictures of Scarlett Johanssen and Jaguar D-types.
Thus, I hereby motion that Oppo enact the following, with immediate effect:
Anyone who suffers the pitiable misfortune of sighting the Car Truck Alien Penis Thing Which Shall Not Be Named, being obviously blinded & driven mad by said sighting, shall not be obligated to include an image of said Thing in posts announcing their misfortune. Heretofore, we shall all mourn the viewer's loss of sight, whilst not losing our own. An eye Puma for an eye makes the whole world blind, so it is said. Let us not commit such folly!
Now, let there be light where once was only darkness:
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Blue 300
> RallyWrench
10/13/2014 at 20:20 |
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It might be my one good eye, but that's a good looking black D.
Type.
Nobi
> Blue 300
10/13/2014 at 20:28 |
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Be careful what you say, it's creator will sue you.
Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
> Blue 300
10/13/2014 at 22:13 |
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Have you seen a doctor yet? Ive heard exposure to the Youabian Puma can be quite deadly
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Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
> Blue 300
10/13/2014 at 22:14 |
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I believe thats an XKSS, I may be wrong though
EDIT: Im wrong carry on
cayman2007
> Blue 300
10/14/2014 at 10:55 |
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I threw up in my mouth, twice
Vee Ate Injun
> Blue 300
10/16/2014 at 03:11 |
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I saw it there, too. Actually, I heard it first because it has a relatively loud exhaust. Best part was when he parked (I'm assuming that's Dr. K himself that drives that beast around) an elderly war veteran went up to him and said, "You know, I gotta tell ya - that is the most grotesque automobile I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot of ugly cars."